(Source: icantakeyoutoit)
my best miley cyrus impersonation
We’re all going to be like
prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!
November is when I apply to universities Fuck
(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)
DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
it is indeed. i remember it well.
(Source: misterbilinski)
Played 80623 times.I DIDN’T GET IT.
Until I did.((OH YOU))
OOC: Why is—OH.
LOL
trolol
LOLOLOL
OMG
LMAO
IT’S NOT—
Oh. I get it now.
yep. shoulda seen that coming.
Wow
LOL
Am I the only one who thinks step two is nonsensical and should be more helpful!?!?
Step three could be a little clearer, it doesn’t really explain how to close the deal.
are you kidding? it makes total sense! what are you talking about??
(Source: thatfunnystuff.com)
i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat)
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
(Source: anderlynn)